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friend: why do you say shite now
me: idk
friend: why do you say dickens now
me: idk
friend: why do you say tinkle now
me: idk
friend: why do you make pig and sheep noises
me: idk
friend: why do you randomly talk in a ukranian accent
me: idk




ducksaysspooky:

"You’re a girl so act like one". Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t realize my vagina came with a terms and conditions manual.

(Source: solar-vibes, via amandaamonroe23)





supnoah:

do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking

(via trust)